Fifty First Dates. Have you seen that movie? Because I’m pretty sure you were the star in that movie. No, wait, you were the person the movie was based on!

If you’re told that your insurance won’t pay for your prescription until a certain date…your prescription will not be filled any sooner than that date! “Well that’s what I’ve been told every time I’ve come in this past week.” Are you kidding me right now? Is this a joke or were you dropped on the head as a child?

Unless you have dementia I don’t even want to talk to you.