I beg of you … do not (I repeat) DO NOT smoke before entering a public building. Anyone that comes within 10 feet of you will know you’ve been smoking. Anyone you talk to will have trouble breathing due to the thick, smoke-filled air coming off you. Every breath you exhale renders a person unable to speak back because YOU STINK.

There is NO amount of perfume or cologne can disguise the smell. So please, wait until you’ve left the building.